SHOWTIMES
All shows are free and 21+ to attend (unless otherwise listed)
($10 suggested donation)
February 12th (Thursday)
Small Batch Improv Jam
5:00pm
A Two-prov Three-prov comedy jam. Put your name in the hat to participate in two person and three person improvised scenes!
5:15 sign ups, 5:30 playtime. Free with a $5 minimum purchase at the bar.
Whack Job
7:00pm
Whack Job is a monthly stand up comedy show featuring the weirdest and whackiest comedians in town!
Come on down to Pete's Candy Store for WHACK JOB, hosted by JENNA SHERRITON, RYLAN SYLVESTER AND MOLLY ZALMAN!
FEATURING:
Bridget Foley
Claire Siemietkowski
Ryan Rodgers
Shaunak Godkhindi
and MORE!
February 13th (Friday)
Numbskull
5:00pm
Welcome to Numbskull! An open mic for stand-up, characters, clown, and the like. Grab a drink at the bar and put your name in the bucket. Every Friday at Pete’s @ 5 PM.
Imaginary Elegies at Pete's Candy Store presents Emily Brandt, Anne Elizabeth Moore and Sreshtha Sen
7:00pm
Poetry and literary reading featuring Emily Brandt, Anne Elizabeth Moore and Sreshtha Sen
Galentine's Day at Pete's
8:30pm
Join us for Galentine's Day with music from NATICA, Laura Lizcano, & Audry Funk at Pete's Candy Store on February 13th.
🎟 $10 ADV / $15 DOS
February 14th (Saturday)
Loose Lips Mic
3:30pm
Loose Lips is a comedy open mic for the most iconic standup, characters and storytelling in NYC! Hosted by Fallon Boles & Vassileia Kazee. More info at @looselipscomedy on Instagram 👄💋💄
Valentine's Day at Pete's
8:00pm
Bring your dates, bring your lovers, bring yourself. For your Valentine’s Day shall be spent at Petes Candy Store with @lolaquinn_ @charliecharliehorse and @lottiemalkmus. you’re not gonna want to miss this extravaganza. Doors at 8pm.
Lola Quinn
9:05pm
Charliehorse
10:25pm
February 15th (Sunday)
Creep Mic
3:00pm
I’m a creep! I’m a weirdooooo… I DO belong here! A comedy open mic for anybody who’s ever been described as slightly offputting. Every Sunday at 3:00PM at Pete’s Candy Store. 3 minutes for standup, 4 for characters, and 5 for everybody if Mark Duplass shows up.
Open Mic
5:00pm
The Open Mic at Pete's has been running for almost 25 years and has provided a springboard for many a New York performer, now booking gigs around the city and beyond. Join host Bruce Martin in Pete's intimate music room for a lively night of performances. Sign up is at 4pm and music starts at 5pm. One drink minimum to perform.
Bentifan
10:30pm
February 16th (Monday)
Ecstatic Peephole Play Club
6:30pm
Ecstatic Peephole is a monthly play reading series hosted and curated by Emma Horwitz and Bailey Williams. Come hear brand new, undeveloped work from New York City's most exciting playwrights and actors. We embrace mind-bending, re-shaping, perspective-shifting, silly-making, and the physically impossible.
February 17th (Tuesday)
Bumpy Night
7:00pm
An evening of stand-up, sketch, music, and more… fasten your seatbelts.
Preston Michael Lee
10:30pm
February 18th (Wednesday)
Trivia
7:30pm
NYC's finest trivia beckons. Got the brains? Bring your friends and wrack your noodles with six rounds of clever, fun, HARD trivia. The most experienced trivia hosts in the city will test your mental mettle in areas of General Knowledge, Music, Top Tens, and Visual Identification. First Prize is a $75 bar tab, Second Prize is a $40 bar tab and Third Prize is a $15 bar tab. But the real prize (besides bragging rights for those who place, and a berth in the twice yearly finals) is the time honored social scene of the Quizz-Off crowd. Give it a try smart guy! And come early for a good table.
Funhouse Comedy
10:00pm
Comedians Gabe Pacheco and Sameer Naseem host this legendary weekly stand up comedy show featuring the best comedians from NYC and beyond!
Doors 930pm
Show 10pm sharp!
February 19th (Thursday)
Small Batch Improv Jam
5:00pm
A Two-prov Three-prov comedy jam. Put your name in the hat to participate in two person and three person improvised scenes!
5:15 sign ups, 5:30 playtime. Free with a $5 minimum purchase at the bar.
Pete's Reading Series
7:30pm
Brooklyn’s premier literary series for over 20 years, Pete’s Reading Series features heavyweight authors side-by-side with rising stars. Curated by Brian Gresko and Vanessa Chan. Join us (for FREE!) on the third Thursday of every month. Books provided by Black Spring Books.
Sweetooth Comedy
9:00pm
Laugh a little cry a little. Lucky audience members will leave with special cash prizes. Hosted by Desmond Deluxe & Ramy Shafi.
February 20th (Friday)
Numbskull
5:00pm
Welcome to Numbskull! An open mic for stand-up, characters, clown, and the like. Grab a drink at the bar and put your name in the bucket. Every Friday at Pete’s @ 5 PM.
Kweendom
7:00pm
Don't miss the show TimeOUT called "consistently dope" and Thrillist described as "extremely gay." Featuring an always fresh lineup of only LGBTQ performers, Kweendom is one of NYC's most beloved comedy showcases. Catch stand-up, storytelling, characters, music and more from up-and-coming artists, as well as faces from TV and streaming. Always free, with donations accepted for a designated LGBTQ-foused organization each show. Come for the laughs, stay for the fresh faces in your Grindr grid. (Bring Kweendom home with you in the new collection of essays, Welcome to Kweendom, available now!)
Iceland
9:00pm
February 21st (Saturday)
Loose Lips Mic
3:30pm
Loose Lips is a comedy open mic for the most iconic standup, characters and storytelling in NYC! Hosted by Fallon Boles & Vassileia Kazee. More info at @looselipscomedy on Instagram 👄💋💄
NANA Pop Up Kitchen
4:00pm
A Delicious Grilled Cheese & Doughnuts Pop Up!
Alex Taylor
7:00pm
Alex Taylor
11:00pm
February 22nd (Sunday)
Creep Mic
3:00pm
I’m a creep! I’m a weirdooooo… I DO belong here! A comedy open mic for anybody who’s ever been described as slightly offputting. Every Sunday at 3:00PM at Pete’s Candy Store. 3 minutes for standup, 4 for characters, and 5 for everybody if Mark Duplass shows up.
Open Mic
5:00pm
The Open Mic at Pete's has been running for almost 25 years and has provided a springboard for many a New York performer, now booking gigs around the city and beyond. Join host Bruce Martin in Pete's intimate music room for a lively night of performances. Sign up is at 4pm and music starts at 5pm. One drink minimum to perform.
Archangel of the Wasteland
10:30pm
February 23rd (Monday)
Lindsay Ross
6:30pm
Directed by Jackie Collier.
One woman’s journey in acceptance, and emerging on the other side to find healing! Join us for a chill night of drinks and art as Lindsay does a reading of her script Shattered!
⭐️Tickets will be by donation ⭐️!
We also invite you to offer feedback, and have companionship afterward!
February 24th (Tuesday)
Silent Writing Happy Hour
5:00pm
Taking inspiration from the infinite canon of literature past and present, we present weekly short readings, inspiring 30-minute exercises, offering writers the space and direction to write silently and hone their skills. Writers may share their writing, as the spirit and time dictates. The last portion of the evening is devoted to self-directed work on whatever project you have that merits such.
We Love a Theme: A Storytelling Show
7:00pm
Bailey Swilley presents We ❤️ a Theme: A Storytelling Show. This month's theme? LOVE BOMBED. Don't miss funny, heart-warming, and cringe tales from performers Lauren Davis, Scott Englund, Ronna Levy and Gregory Meander.
February 25th (Wednesday)
Trivia
7:30pm
NYC's finest trivia beckons. Got the brains? Bring your friends and wrack your noodles with six rounds of clever, fun, HARD trivia. The most experienced trivia hosts in the city will test your mental mettle in areas of General Knowledge, Music, Top Tens, and Visual Identification. First Prize is a $75 bar tab, Second Prize is a $40 bar tab and Third Prize is a $15 bar tab. But the real prize (besides bragging rights for those who place, and a berth in the twice yearly finals) is the time honored social scene of the Quizz-Off crowd. Give it a try smart guy! And come early for a good table.
Funhouse Comedy
10:00pm
Comedians Gabe Pacheco and Sameer Naseem host this legendary weekly stand up comedy show featuring the best comedians from NYC and beyond!
Doors 930pm
Show 10pm sharp!
February 26th (Thursday)
Small Batch Improv Jam
5:00pm
A Two-prov Three-prov comedy jam. Put your name in the hat to participate in two person and three person improvised scenes!
5:15 sign ups, 5:30 playtime. Free with a $5 minimum purchase at the bar.
Chestnut: A Live Storytelling Hour
7:00pm
In the spirit of liberation and celebration what’s a time when you were on top? Prepare a story about your craziest party, a victory you didn’t see coming, or that mountain you finally climbed after 5 years of planning. Think back to that bottle of tequila or a sunny day after a storm. Whether it was a win for the soul or fireworks literally lit up the sky, sometimes we need a reminder to celebrate the big and the small.
In case you need anymore inspiration I invite you to think back to those milestones: prom, 21st birthday, that wedding your cousin had in the woods, or the 30th birthday party that was more of a rave.
Bring a story, a friend, or simply yourselves.
Ángela Varo and Family
9:00pm
February 27th (Friday)
Numbskull
5:00pm
Welcome to Numbskull! An open mic for stand-up, characters, clown, and the like. Grab a drink at the bar and put your name in the bucket. Every Friday at Pete’s @ 5 PM.
100%
7:00pm
100% is a comedy show hosted by Adrian Frimpong and Dan Fox that invites some of NYC's hottest comedians to do a "tight five" — their best prepared material — and then a "loose five" — a set inspired by audience suggestions, written on the spot.
Happy hour til 7PM
Doors at 7:00PM
Show at 7:15PM
Emilie Su
9:00pm
February 28th (Saturday)
Loose Lips Mic
3:30pm
Loose Lips is a comedy open mic for the most iconic standup, characters and storytelling in NYC! Hosted by Fallon Boles & Vassileia Kazee. More info at @looselipscomedy on Instagram 👄💋💄
Nasty Bureaucrats
7:00pm
Pobre Rey
9:00pm
March 1st (Sunday)
Creep Mic
3:00pm
I’m a creep! I’m a weirdooooo… I DO belong here! A comedy open mic for anybody who’s ever been described as slightly offputting. Every Sunday at 3:00PM at Pete’s Candy Store. 3 minutes for standup, 4 for characters, and 5 for everybody if Mark Duplass shows up.
Open Mic
5:00pm
The Open Mic at Pete's has been running for almost 25 years and has provided a springboard for many a New York performer, now booking gigs around the city and beyond. Join host Bruce Martin in Pete's intimate music room for a lively night of performances. Sign up is at 4pm and music starts at 5pm. One drink minimum to perform.
Yoko Nips Takoyaki Pop Up Kitchen
6:00pm
Food pop-up from 6pm to 10pm in the front bar room. Takoyaki, keychains, beverages, etc...
Jesse Torress Trio
8:30pm
Anyon Elder
10:30pm
March 2nd (Monday)
Biology on Tap
7:00pm
March 3rd (Tuesday)
Silent Writing Happy Hour
5:00pm
Taking inspiration from the infinite canon of literature past and present, we present weekly short readings, inspiring 30-minute exercises, offering writers the space and direction to write silently and hone their skills. Writers may share their writing, as the spirit and time dictates. The last portion of the evening is devoted to self-directed work on whatever project you have that merits such.
The Girls Room
7:00pm
March 4th (Wednesday)
Trivia
7:30pm
NYC's finest trivia beckons. Got the brains? Bring your friends and wrack your noodles with six rounds of clever, fun, HARD trivia. The most experienced trivia hosts in the city will test your mental mettle in areas of General Knowledge, Music, Top Tens, and Visual Identification. First Prize is a $75 bar tab, Second Prize is a $40 bar tab and Third Prize is a $15 bar tab. But the real prize (besides bragging rights for those who place, and a berth in the twice yearly finals) is the time honored social scene of the Quizz-Off crowd. Give it a try smart guy! And come early for a good table.
Funhouse Comedy
10:00pm
Comedians Gabe Pacheco and Sameer Naseem host this legendary weekly stand up comedy show featuring the best comedians from NYC and beyond!
Doors 930pm
Show 10pm sharp!
March 5th (Thursday)
Small Batch Improv Jam
5:00pm
A Two-prov Three-prov comedy jam. Put your name in the hat to participate in two person and three person improvised scenes!
5:15 sign ups, 5:30 playtime. Free with a $5 minimum purchase at the bar.
Rally Reading Series: Kirstin Valdez Quade, Paula Bomer, and Alissa Quart
7:00pm
The Rally marches on with three literary luminaries! Kirstin Valdez Quade, THE FIVE WOUNDS (Norton); Paula Bomer, THE STALKER (Soho); and Alissa Quart, BOOTSTRAPPED: (Ecco) take the Pete’s stage on Mar 5th at 7:00 p.m. It’s a night dedicated to reproductive & economic justice raising money for The Brigid Alliance and the Economic Hardship Reporting Project. Hosted by Ryan D. Matthews—it’s the heart of a march in the body of a reading series.
March 6th (Friday)
Numbskull
5:00pm
Welcome to Numbskull! An open mic for stand-up, characters, clown, and the like. Grab a drink at the bar and put your name in the bucket. Every Friday at Pete’s @ 5 PM.
Dead Pete's Society
7:00pm
"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race." If you need a reminder of how human you are, join us for an open mic poetry night on the first Friday of every month. We can sound our barbaric yawps over the rooftops of the world (or just in Pete's back room). All are welcome! Tune in, turn on, and drop dead. FREE.
First Friday of every month at 7:30 pm (sign up starts at 7)
March 7th (Saturday)
Loose Lips Mic
3:30pm
Loose Lips is a comedy open mic for the most iconic standup, characters and storytelling in NYC! Hosted by Fallon Boles & Vassileia Kazee. More info at @looselipscomedy on Instagram 👄💋💄
Dali Rose
7:00pm
Sewn Together
10:00pm
Bethany Perkins
11:00pm
March 8th (Sunday)
Creep Mic
3:00pm
I’m a creep! I’m a weirdooooo… I DO belong here! A comedy open mic for anybody who’s ever been described as slightly offputting. Every Sunday at 3:00PM at Pete’s Candy Store. 3 minutes for standup, 4 for characters, and 5 for everybody if Mark Duplass shows up.
Open Mic
5:00pm
The Open Mic at Pete's has been running for almost 25 years and has provided a springboard for many a New York performer, now booking gigs around the city and beyond. Join host Bruce Martin in Pete's intimate music room for a lively night of performances. Sign up is at 4pm and music starts at 5pm. One drink minimum to perform.
March 9th (Monday)
Lorraine Leckie & Friends
6:00pm
Lorraine Leckie and Friends is a songwriters showcase and monthly residency at Petes Candy Store that comes around every second Monday of the month. Curated by Lorraine it is an ever changing landscape of talented folks and features 13 songwriters a month. This event is open to the public and Lorraine is always looking for new blood so come and join the party!
Surabhi Raj
8:30pm
Benjamin Formerly
9:30pm
March 10th (Tuesday)
Silent Writing Happy Hour
5:00pm
Taking inspiration from the infinite canon of literature past and present, we present weekly short readings, inspiring 30-minute exercises, offering writers the space and direction to write silently and hone their skills. Writers may share their writing, as the spirit and time dictates. The last portion of the evening is devoted to self-directed work on whatever project you have that merits such.
Sandcastle
8:30pm
March 11th (Wednesday)
Trivia
7:30pm
NYC's finest trivia beckons. Got the brains? Bring your friends and wrack your noodles with six rounds of clever, fun, HARD trivia. The most experienced trivia hosts in the city will test your mental mettle in areas of General Knowledge, Music, Top Tens, and Visual Identification. First Prize is a $75 bar tab, Second Prize is a $40 bar tab and Third Prize is a $15 bar tab. But the real prize (besides bragging rights for those who place, and a berth in the twice yearly finals) is the time honored social scene of the Quizz-Off crowd. Give it a try smart guy! And come early for a good table.
Funhouse Comedy
10:00pm
Comedians Gabe Pacheco and Sameer Naseem host this legendary weekly stand up comedy show featuring the best comedians from NYC and beyond!
Doors 930pm
Show 10pm sharp!
March 12th (Thursday)
Prophet II
11:00pm
March 13th (Friday)
March 14th (Saturday)
March 16th (Monday)
Killer Whale
9:30pm
March 21st (Saturday)
bug crush
7:00pm
Silly Lilly
7:45pm
Grace Corci
8:30pm
Mathes
9:15pm
DIAMANTA
9:15pm
March 22nd (Sunday)
March 23rd (Monday)
Alejandra Sofia
8:30pm
Julieta Iris
9:30pm
Rxagxn
10:30pm
March 27th (Friday)
Jake Albi
9:00pm
snailosaur
10:00pm
March 28th (Saturday)
March 29th (Sunday)
A Step Further
9:30pm
March 30th (Monday)
Cheap Seats
8:30pm
Paul Sylvestor
9:30pm
March 31st (Tuesday)
Barbers
7:00pm
If a “barbershop” is the stage in the back of Pete’s Candy Store and if “getting your haircut” is code for going to see Liz Stewart and Sarah Parsons do improv comedy, then we’ll definitely see you on Tuesday, Sept 30th to explore the magic of twoprov and cool hairstyles.
April 3rd (Friday)
April 4th (Saturday)
RobLeonPayBanks
7:00pm
Brooklyn's Echo
8:00pm
Venus Effekt
9:00pm
April 5th (Sunday)
April 7th (Tuesday)
April 9th (Thursday)
Grant Claytor
9:00pm
Breachway
10:00pm
April 10th (Friday)
Stevie and the Weeblies
9:00pm
April 11th (Saturday)
MaruMaraw
6:00pm
Julie Sane
7:00pm
James Levy
8:00pm
April 13th (Monday)
April 16th (Thursday)
April 18th (Saturday)
Goodmorning Valentine
7:00pm
Turner Cody
9:00pm
April 19th (Sunday)
April 23rd (Thursday)
Sedated Shetland Ponies
10:00pm
April 25th (Saturday)
The Alaskas
7:00pm
Scotty Malcolm
7:45pm
Paris Archives
9:15pm
April 26th (Sunday)
Meg Wall and The Manic Pixie Dream Band
8:30pm
April 27th (Monday)
References, Please!
6:30pm
April 28th (Tuesday)
April 30th (Thursday)
Ben Callahan & Co
7:00pm
Stand-up comedian Ben Callahan presents some of the funniest comics working in New York. Come see Natan Badalov (Adult Swim), Antoine Nessralla (Boston Comedy Festival), Jared Apper ("Latina Guy"), David Baker (OnlyFriends Comedy), and Alexis Ramirez (Laugh Alert Comedy) for a great show start to finish.
Déa and the Drips
9:00pm
The Platonics
11:00pm
May 1st (Friday)
Yes Ma'Am
9:00pm
May 16th (Saturday)
The Handles
8:00pm
May 21st (Thursday)
The Westerns
9:00pm
May 30th (Saturday)
The Naysayer
8:00pm
June 13th (Saturday)
Tiv Hay-Rubin
8:00pm
July 18th (Saturday)
